A child's phrase for shit, caca, feces, crap, dung or turd. Most often used as a noun but also can be used as a verb. It's a friendly, happy phrase, the kind of phrase you'd like to see in a presidential State of the Union address or in a prospectus from another Federal bailout-sucking huge corporation of fat-assed mendacious bastards.
Mommy-mere, I just made a HUGE, honkin' cocky doody, arent' you prouda me?
Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!
Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.
Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!
Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.
by Kandy the Embezzler June 30, 2009

An imaginary coyote that likes to eat little kids alive. Looks similar to Wile E. Coyote in Looney Tunes. You hide from the Cocky Doody by hiding under blankets and staying quiet as possible. It hates the taste of blankets but has the ability to pull a little kid out from under them.
by TommyNoleBuc August 12, 2025
