Cockwinked

When you ask a girl for a selfie, nude, or a tit pic and she instead, sends you a dick pic.

I thought sexygal911 was gonna sext with me last nite but instead she cockwinked me.

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Cockwinder

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

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A term to describe someone so fucking retarded that they literally have a bellend for a brain.

Yo man, that guy is so fucking cockminded. He just walked into a wall.

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The wind that would be created if Adobe were swinging their dick in front of you while you struggle with their apps.

I would be able to get a lot more done if this cockwind wasn't blowing in my face.

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A part of the male body that has been referred to as the penis.

Sean Stuck his Cockwinkle in his hand.

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