cockwind

The wind that would be created if Adobe were swinging their dick in front of you while you struggle with their apps.

I would be able to get a lot more done if this cockwind wasn't blowing in my face.

by Business Sloth August 30, 2013

Cockwinder

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

cock wind

When a male is sitting in front or near a fan or breeze and the aroma of cock fills the air or blows in your face.

When Jacob was playing a video game he stretched his legs by a fan and his girlfriend got cock winded.

by yoshi01 July 24, 2009

Cockswindler

An individual who gains cock through the art of deception.

Kyle is such a cockswindler! He can be so rude!

by Riskbreaker2987 June 12, 2007

cockmind

it is the little part in your cock that thinks for you.

using your cock mind will increase the knowledge of how to lay it down.
using both minds will get you through it.
when i was trying to get with this chick i was told not to think with my cockmind.

by spankynutz November 5, 2010

Cockwinked

When you ask a girl for a selfie, nude, or a tit pic and she instead, sends you a dick pic.

I thought sexygal911 was gonna sext with me last nite but instead she cockwinked me.

by Screwlewse June 8, 2016

cockminded

A term to describe someone so fucking retarded that they literally have a bellend for a brain.

Yo man, that guy is so fucking cockminded. He just walked into a wall.

by IKilledYourMotherThrice August 22, 2011