Definitions by CanUbReal

Behindsight 

The foresight to realize that the chick in the tight jeans and the nice round butt, will in 10 or 15 years will have one the size of a house.

Thank God I had the behindsight back in high school to see that her ass would look like an over stuffed bratwurst in her later years.

Behindsight by CanUbReal June 21, 2018

Cockumference 

The circumference of the penis

It's not just the length of Peter's dick that is so impressive but the cockumference, now that's truly a schlong dong.
Of course someday it will be silver.

Cockumference by CanUbReal June 21, 2018