cockthinker 

Cockthinker (noun) He is a man whose thoughts always go to sexual intercourse. For these individuals, it is typical to evaluate every contact with a female as potential sex opportunity. It does not concern only direct contact with the female. It is worth mentioning that some other male in his / her surroundings met with the female and the event is evaluated as a meeting for the purpose of performing the coitus.

A conversation between friends ( one of them is cockthinker)-C"Hi dude wazap?"
F-"Fine how about u? i was shopping with Jane."
C-"Are u fuckin' kidding me? You fuck Jane now? C'mon. How is it possible? She has a boyfriend."

cockthinker by Ing.HarryTheThinker June 22, 2017

Cockthinker 

Male Person whose thoughts and actions are based upon their Horniness, therefore refering to the Male Genital as the Thinking-Organ in this word.

Person X:"Man, person C really doesn't care for his Girlfriend's Interests and hobbies, he literally is only interested in her looks!"

Person B:"He really sounds like a Cockthinker!"

Cockthinker by Getochi August 19, 2022

cockthucker 

A guy who sucks dick.

Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.

cockthucker by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

cockshiner 

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

cockshiner by davey March 17, 2004

cockshiner 

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

cockshiner by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

cockthievery 

Similar to cock blocking, but it is where the female (cock) leaves with the cockblocker and their friends, not only leaving you cock blocked but also having the female stolen.

I was chillin' with a girl at a party when my friend came over with a small group of friends and started talking with me and my girl, then when he left, my girl left with the group. i am another victim of the horrible crime knows as cockthievery

cock block

cockthievery by lo42894 April 4, 2011

cockstinker 

A homosexual male who does the recieving, therefore stinking up other people's cocks.

That John sure likes it in the ass, what a cockstinker!

cockstinker by rcr October 15, 2003