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By analogy with sunblock and sunscreen (assuming sunblock deflects the sun's rays and sunscreen absorbs them), a cockscreen does not block cock, she absorbs it. Thus, you are not completely blocked from the friend, but may have to sleep with the cockscreen first to get through.

"That girl Dana there is being a total cockblock for her hot friend Jennifer!"

"Nah, she's just a cockscreen. Give her some lovin' and you'll get through, trust me."

cockscreen by Mike Westvleteren September 1, 2007

Words you can keep

Cockscreen

An advanced version of a cock block. It's when several guys are simultaneously cockblocking in formation.

Steve tried to get Danielle's number, but she was suddenly surrounded by a cockscreen.

Cockscreen by LRRfan January 21, 2011

Cockscience

A persons guiding ethics in regards to their cock. A persons cockscience stops them from having intercourse with undesirables. However in some cases a persons cockscience does not exist which is the reason the lower class exists.

Terry: I had sex with my sister last night Bill.

Bill: Man. Don't you have a cockscience? Just go and flog the dolphin.

Cockscience by Morghanistan June 1, 2010

cocksuredness

When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth

Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.

John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.

cocksuredness by gman91478 January 24, 2015

cockscrew rollercumster

Having sex or masturbating while riding a roller-coaster. You must climax during a corkscrew.

Person 1: Dude You missed it, I totally just pulled a Cockscrew Rollercumster
Person 2: Do It again!

cockscrew rollercumster by Roc271 August 21, 2013

CockScrew

a sex move where a woman starts off by giving the man a hand job (shaking the bottle), then while the man is laying down inserts the penis into the vagina while the woman is still standing up and the penis is inserted the woman's vagina then begins to spin while the penis is still inside the vagina ( in the motion of twisting of a cap on a bottle).

My girl and I were tired of our old sex life and spiced thing up with the CockScrew

CockScrew by A-Wall9 May 26, 2009

Cockscrunch

Its a tasty crunchy cock

-damn that cockscrunch looking kinda tasty 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏🥵

-yea bro i agree 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😏😏😏😏😏😏😩🥺😩😩😩😩

Cockscrunch by Cum_Boy911 May 11, 2022

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026