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Lockscreen Couple 

A lockscreen couple is what you call two people that share the same lockscreen wallpaper on their smartphone. Usually annoying overly lovey-dovey couples make a picture together and put it as their lockscreen wallpaper to show everyone their love.
Dan: "Omg, ur lockscreen is amazing, I want it."
Lucy: "Here you go! <Sends picture>"
Dan: "Omg, we're a lockscreen couple now. That's bare dank."

Stranger 1: "Gasp! We have the same lockscreen wallpaper!"
Stranger 2: "Nooo! That means we're a Lockscreen Couple!"

Dilusional Lockscreen

A type of lockscreen on a smart phone in which the owner’s imaginary, or past romantic partner is included. Similar to the Virgin Lockscreen
Common subjects for Dilusional Lockscreens include body pillows and pictures of Kate Upton.

cockscreen 

By analogy with sunblock and sunscreen (assuming sunblock deflects the sun's rays and sunscreen absorbs them), a cockscreen does not block cock, she absorbs it. Thus, you are not completely blocked from the friend, but may have to sleep with the cockscreen first to get through.
"That girl Dana there is being a total cockblock for her hot friend Jennifer!"

"Nah, she's just a cockscreen. Give her some lovin' and you'll get through, trust me."
cockscreen by Mike Westvleteren September 1, 2007

lock screen energy 

when you see a picture of a girl and think wow I really could make this my lock screen right now
that picture is so cute, it radiates lock screen energy
lock screen energy by rhk220 April 29, 2020

Cockscreen 

An advanced version of a cock block. It's when several guys are simultaneously cockblocking in formation.
Steve tried to get Danielle's number, but she was suddenly surrounded by a cockscreen.
Cockscreen by LRRfan January 21, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026