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Lockscreen Couple 

A lockscreen couple is what you call two people that share the same lockscreen wallpaper on their smartphone. Usually annoying overly lovey-dovey couples make a picture together and put it as their lockscreen wallpaper to show everyone their love.
Dan: "Omg, ur lockscreen is amazing, I want it."
Lucy: "Here you go! <Sends picture>"
Dan: "Omg, we're a lockscreen couple now. That's bare dank."

Stranger 1: "Gasp! We have the same lockscreen wallpaper!"
Stranger 2: "Nooo! That means we're a Lockscreen Couple!"

Dilusional Lockscreen

A type of lockscreen on a smart phone in which the owner’s imaginary, or past romantic partner is included. Similar to the Virgin Lockscreen
Common subjects for Dilusional Lockscreens include body pillows and pictures of Kate Upton.

cockscreen 

By analogy with sunblock and sunscreen (assuming sunblock deflects the sun's rays and sunscreen absorbs them), a cockscreen does not block cock, she absorbs it. Thus, you are not completely blocked from the friend, but may have to sleep with the cockscreen first to get through.
"That girl Dana there is being a total cockblock for her hot friend Jennifer!"

"Nah, she's just a cockscreen. Give her some lovin' and you'll get through, trust me."
cockscreen by Mike Westvleteren September 1, 2007

lock screen energy 

when you see a picture of a girl and think wow I really could make this my lock screen right now
that picture is so cute, it radiates lock screen energy
lock screen energy by rhk220 April 29, 2020

Cockscreen 

An advanced version of a cock block. It's when several guys are simultaneously cockblocking in formation.
Steve tried to get Danielle's number, but she was suddenly surrounded by a cockscreen.
Cockscreen by LRRfan January 21, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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