Cockolate Milk 

Milked from the blackest dudes in Africa to give you the strength to pick cotton all day then play a full game of football with out game fatigue.

Eric guzzled his Cockolate Milk till his tummy hurt because of the great salty taste & still kicked his 1 field goal in triple overtime to win the game.

Cockolate Milk by Jizmasters October 26, 2024

Chocolate Milk Guy 

Don't touch a man's chocolate milk.

"think about respect and just understanding how shit happens in the world"

-chocolate milk guy

Chocolate Milk Guy by jeofry September 18, 2019

Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.

Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"

Salty Chocolate Milk by Chunk Norris August 17, 2012

Columbus Chocolate Milk 

A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.

After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.

Columbus Chocolate Milk by GimpThePimp October 25, 2013

Chocolate Milk 

The nectar of the gods. The greatest drink ever to exist; in fact, the greatest ANYTHING ever to exist.

Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.

Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.

It is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.

Chocolate Milk by meteoryte January 4, 2010

Guers Chocolate Milk

BEST CHOCOLATE MILK IN THE WORLD. get some.

Phil: i would like some good chocolate milk.
Abby: Here, ( hands him carton) Guers Chocolate Milk is the BEST.

Phil: how so?
Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.

Guers Chocolate Milk by Guers Girl May 5, 2010

halo farm chocolate milk 

The best most holiest fluid to ever grace your mouth. Made in Halo Farms in Trenton New Jersey. "Mother marys breast milk" as it is refferred to by some in south brunswick"

I have 4 cartons of halo farm chocolate milk at home and they will all be gone by tomorrow.

halo farm chocolate milk by Hfcm June 19, 2017