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Cockmouth
A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."
"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."
"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."
"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"
"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."
"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"
Cockmouth by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011
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cockmouthed
when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.
Usually occurs at extremely good parties
Usually occurs at extremely good parties
cockmouthed by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006
Cock Moth
Darren: Hey mate i got with that Belinda chick last night, she's a mad root.
Thomo: mate, you know she's a bloody cock moth.
Darren: Really?
Thomo: Yeah bud, she's rooted half of Kingston..
Darren: Well i won't go down on here next time then, hey?...
Thomo: mate, you know she's a bloody cock moth.
Darren: Really?
Thomo: Yeah bud, she's rooted half of Kingston..
Darren: Well i won't go down on here next time then, hey?...
Cock Moth by Con Karakatsanis November 30, 2011
CockMouthPoopSlide
To impale ones throat with ones penis during oral sex, only to force the fellater to expel their bowels; only to proceed to use the fecal matter as a means for a Slip N' Slide.
John: "Fuck man, my head hurts so bad."
Mark: "Why, man?"
John: "Because I was giving my bitch a CockMouthPoopSlide when something went horribly awry."
Mark: "Why, man?"
John: "Because I was giving my bitch a CockMouthPoopSlide when something went horribly awry."
CockMouthPoopSlide by Kyle Christian Is DEAD August 2, 2008
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