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Cockmouth 

A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."
"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."

"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."

"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"
Cockmouth by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011

cockmouthed 

when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.

Usually occurs at extremely good parties
Man, Vanessa sure is a good kisser

Dude, she just sucked Pat's dick! You just got cockmouthed!
cockmouthed by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006

Cock Moth 

A female who participates in sexual intercourse, on a more than socially acceptable basis.
Darren: Hey mate i got with that Belinda chick last night, she's a mad root.

Thomo: mate, you know she's a bloody cock moth.

Darren: Really?

Thomo: Yeah bud, she's rooted half of Kingston..

Darren: Well i won't go down on here next time then, hey?...
Cock Moth by Con Karakatsanis November 30, 2011

Cockmouth 

a complete and total douchebag that will not shut up. All you can hear from that douche is complete cocknicity.
Man, that guy is a total cockmouth. He won't shut up about how he boned his fifth girlfriend last night!!
Cockmouth by Raebabe October 29, 2009

cockmouth 

A person who happens to prefer sucking cocks to handjobs and/or can fit quite alot of cock in their mouth
Rachael is a cockmouth
cockmouth by scarlett .k March 12, 2008

CockMouthPoopSlide 

To impale ones throat with ones penis during oral sex, only to force the fellater to expel their bowels; only to proceed to use the fecal matter as a means for a Slip N' Slide.
John: "Fuck man, my head hurts so bad."
Mark: "Why, man?"
John: "Because I was giving my bitch a CockMouthPoopSlide when something went horribly awry."
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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