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Cockmeat 

Chicken, specifically the meat of a chicken (prepared/served in any variety of way)
Braden sure does love eating that cockmeat. Look at him go, gobbles it up.
Cockmeat by Stingy Guts November 7, 2023
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Cockmeat 

A domineering, ignorant, or aggressively flirtatious male who restlessly tries to push women into sex.

Such men falsely believe the only thing most women want is a muscular build or a dominant/'mean' personality and sometimes exchange cheap 'social tactics' with other men to hopefully obtain sex as effortlessly as possible.

They lack education on basic respect and the potentially silent trauma of rape survivors, reacting to polite rejections from women with passive-aggressiveness or spiteful insults out of insecurity.

Such men are usually addicted to violent pornography and, in some cases, will even try to 'glorify' their own sexually abusive or creepy behaviour.

The female equivalent is Cuntmeat.
'Do you want to have sex with me? I just got back from pumping in the gym and masturbating to some rape porn.'
'No thanks - you are being a creep and making me uncomfortable.'
'What is your problem? Are you a frigid prude with hang-ups or something? It is natural for men to be openly sexual.'
'Stop harassing me, Cockmeat.'

cockmeat sandwich 

It's a blowjob, but not just any typical blowjob. The main difference is that the blowjob is given by two people instead of just one. The two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever's cock is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. Thus, the name "cockmeat sandwich" and always involve at least 3 people.

From 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.
cockmeat sandwich by lenkun August 9, 2008

Cockmeat Breath 

A condesending little cock-sucking douchebag in pastry school. He thinks his cakes are awesome but in reality he is amazingly awful. Likes to pick fights with two of the most badass bitches ever because he is jealous that he cannot be as baller as they are.

Oh, and his breath smells like he just had a cockmeat sammich for lunch.
1) He is such a cockmeat breath, did you see the cake he made?

2) Did you see what happened to cockmeat breath's sugar centerpiece? damn thing was ashamed and jumped right off the table!
Cockmeat Breath by ballerbitchX June 13, 2011

cockmeat sandwich 

Big Bob's coming in to give you a cockmeat sandwich! Be prepared!
cockmeat sandwich by big___a August 9, 2007

cockmeat sandwich 

a blowjob
used in the 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
-big bob pulls down pants-
big bob:ready for your cockmeat sandwich?
kumar:i've never sucked a dick before.i bet it sucks dick!

cockmeat sandwhich 

As seen in Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay a cockmeat sandwhich is when terrorists are forced to give the prison guards blowjobs.
Osama: hey uh so what do they got to eat around here?

Inmate: I hope you like cockmeat sandwhich

Osama: Whats that?? Is it kosher?

Prison Guard: Allright boys its time for your cock meat sandwhich. Now get on your knees and open up.

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