"Hey, i hear that girl over there is quite sick."

"Whats wrong with her?" the friend asks.

"She has a severe case of Cock-In-Mouth Disease."

"Oh No." Says the friend.

Cock-In-Mouth Disease by Joe. Kerr March 31, 2009

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cockon-mouth

the subsequent nasty sensation left lingering in one's mouth after performing fellatio (hopefully experience by a female).

Girl 1: "After he blew it in my mouth, I had cockon-mouth for at least an hour!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, but didn't he have it in your ass right before that?"

Girl 1: "Ohhhh, right. Doh!"

cockon-mouth by position_x_force February 25, 2005

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Fat juicy cock in my mouth

all i want right now.

“hey”
“don’t even talk to me all i want is some ‘fat juicy cock in my mouth’ right now”
“same bro, same...”

Fat juicy cock in my mouth by Amikapearl69 April 1, 2021

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cock-in-the-mouth

asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.

Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".

Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.

cock-in-the-mouth by joebohobitz April 17, 2011

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cock in the mouth

A derogatory term used to express one's dislike for someone. Definitely not something to be said around the family dinner table.

Hey cock in the mouth, where's my John Tesh cd's? Yer momma wants to listen to it while I spank her............

cock in the mouth by Boss Hog July 31, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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