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Cockgoggles

The word cockgoggle can be used in many ways, when someone wishes to express general displeasure they would use the cockgoggles form of the word.

Cockgoggles is also the more preferred word to use in place of cockgoggle as an insult, much in the same way you would use the words goggles or pants as opposed to goggle or pant, which should only be used in cases such as referring to a pant leg or a goggle lens.
Person 1: Dude, they decided to replace Cortana with Guilty Spark in Halo 3.

Person 2: Cockgoggles! That's going to ruin the game!

Person 1: Naw man, I'm just messing with you.

Person 2: Man, you can be such a cockgoggles sometimes.
Cockgoggles by Necromas December 9, 2008
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cockgoggler

cockgoggle. verb. :
To oogle the cocks.
To hand multiple cocks at once.
To be multi-tasking in a swimming pool full of cocks.
To wear cocks as goggles.

cockgoggler. noun. :
A proprieter of cocks.
A juggler of cocks.
An avid fan of the cocks.
This is your new cheif headmaster cockgoggler, George W. Bush. He will now do a leetal dance for you and all of your cocks to enjoy!
cockgoggler by klutz January 28, 2003

Cockdoggies

Small and yet extremely tasty appatizers that are little sausage like weiners resebeling the form of a miniature dogs cock....but ever so delicious!
those cockdoggies were delicious last night at your barbq.
Cockdoggies by Mend January 9, 2008

Cockdoggle 

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for women to cheat on thier husbands..
They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas....what a cockdoggle
Cockdoggle by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

cock goggles 

As a followup to tea bagging, slapping a cock against a person's eyes until they are bruised to the point where they resemble goggles. As the bruising was a direct result of a cock slapping their eyes, the condition is known as "cock goggles"
Dave shouldn't have passed out so hard on the cruise because now he has to spend the rest of it wearing his cock goggles.
cock goggles by BABABHOOSH June 16, 2010

Cockboggle 

How you feel after you see your friend's cock looking like an eldritch horror of some kind of weird swamp monster
"Dude, he pulled his pants down in PE and absolutely cockboggle (d) me, I can't look at him the same way ever again"
Cockboggle by Kova1203 January 19, 2022

cockwoggler

Dawg Jessica just cheated on me she's such a fucking cockwoggler.
cockwoggler by TeCockiestWoggler February 13, 2021
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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