Cocker Blocker
Cocker Blocker by Jame Carden September 18, 2016
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Betty Crocker cock blocker
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
Betty Crocker cock blocker by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
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cocked blocked by Bill Gates
Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.
Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?
James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.
Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!
James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.
Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!
cocked blocked by Bill Gates by Lie_Detector_411 July 22, 2010
Jeffrey Cockerblocker
A special kind of Cockblocking where men, specifically named Andrew, play a prank on you while you hook up with your exclusive girlfriend.
Jeffrey Cockerblocker by andrew piddlestein February 15, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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