Cocked Up

The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.

Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."

"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"

"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."

TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."

"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"

by saralli February 06, 2010

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cock up

British slang for a mistake

It's my ass on the line and I don't want a cock up!

by Biggie Wilson June 09, 2005

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cock-up

A shambles. Sounds vulgar, but may not be; it may be a grouse shooting term. Customarily, shooters employ beaters to disturb birds on the ground and drive them into the air towards the guns. Normally one only shoots grouse hens, so if the beaters were by mistake to put up a grouse cock, they would warn the guns not to shoot by shouting "Don't shoot! It's a cock up!"

Can also be a transitive and intransitive verb.

One's whole shoot today was a disaster - one cock up after another. Now where's Camilla, the slapper? One feels like giving her a Dirty Sanchez. - Prince Charles

Another day, another cock-up - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation

The whole Iraq situation has cocked up badly - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation

I really cocked up Iraq, didn't I? - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation

by Tony and Cherie Blair July 21, 2006

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cock up

To make a complete mess of things. Derived from the traditional archery usage where, if the 'cock' feather was uppermost, the arrow would not fly straight.

That was a real cock up.

by Tawera March 29, 2008

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