Cockbyte

A measure of data approximately equal to 32 megabytes (MB) or four minutes of AVI format video (the average length of an internet porn clip). Abbreviated to "CB".

1. I'm going to film a video of you and your bitch which is going to be approximately one cockbyte in length. You dig?
2. Last night, I just uploaded eighteen CB of video to slutload.com.
3. I was watching a great video last night but it was only a cockbyte long... FUCK

Cockbyte by FreeRoseCurry July 30, 2009

cockbite 

According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of the Red Army are cockbites.

"Youuu cockbite!" - Pvt. Dick Simmons

cockbite by Ku Genin June 9, 2003

cockbite 

the word used on the best web site ever that is said to describe an asshole, dickhead, idiot, n00b, or any other stupid person

That O'mally guy is such a cockbite.
Don't be a cockbite, join Blue Army

cockbite by Ha2master September 22, 2005

COCKBITE 

the genetic combination of a rooster and false teeth

number one... that is offensive and....... i am not a cockbite...

COCKBITE by Mung February 19, 2004

Cockbite 

The perfectly diverse insult and/or pet name to call someone out of anger OR love.

The best way I can define it is:
No one likes a cockbite, even if you don't have a cock to bite.. It's the principle.

Sister is being a bitch? What a cockbite.
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dickies? You're such a cockbite. (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)

Your sister is being a bitch bc she stole your favorite shoes to go get dicked down by dumbass Chad in the Walmarts parking lot? "Dude you are such a fucking a cockbite and I stg I'm beating your ass as soon as mom goes to work.. AND I ALREADY FUCKED CHAD IN LIKE MAY."
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dick-ish? "Babe you're such an effing cockbite... But you're my favorite cockbite." (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)

Cockbite by Fry-Pie April 9, 2021

cockbiter 

Very unlikeable person.

That guy is such a cockbiter.

cockbiter by Rob Sovar August 12, 2003

cockbiter 

Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.

"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"

cockbiter by jsd9632 October 22, 2011