Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

by theredcup September 08, 2019

Chonging the wong

The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.

Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.

by theredcup September 08, 2019

Air Pods

Slang term for a man's balls.

Bill: "Stop flexing! Everyone knows you got air pods"
Joe: "Fine"
Joe: *pulls pants back up*

by theredcup September 13, 2019

Racist

A person who's views don't align with mainstream leftist views.

John is a very big racist. He does not believe in climate change and he thinks that taxes should be lowered!

by theredcup September 08, 2019

Brain

White slang for dick.

Bill: "Hey, Amy. You know I've got a big brain."
Amy: "Yeah, I know. Why don't you show me all the things it can do?"

by theredcup September 08, 2019

Hello

A greeting mixed with a request for anal sex.

Mike: "Hello!"
James: "Hop on my dick and let me charm that good-ole one-eyed snake!"

by theredcup September 08, 2019

Arizona State University

The largest daycare in America.

Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.

by theredcup September 08, 2019