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The largest daycare in America.
Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.
by theredcup September 08, 2019

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A kind of therapy invented in ancient times by Indian men which involves brushing elephant semen over a white man's face and tickling his no-no spot while chanting his name in a seductive manner.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?"
Guy 2: "What? Hell no! I gotta head to Abdul's house to rock some nice Bashu Therapy!"
Guy 1: "Damn you, faggot."
by theredcup September 08, 2019

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The sexual act of forcing one's dick into a partner's eye balls, pushing them deep into the brain. During the ejaculation, the partner on the receiving end typically tries to keep her eyes open wide while man yogurt floods her eyelids.
John and Mary had an excellent cockblinding session in the library bathroom.
by theredcup September 08, 2019

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The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.
Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.
by theredcup September 08, 2019

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Slang word for e-cig. Used by teens to secretly refer to their vaping devices.
John: "Hey, Amy. Do you have an Instagram?"
Amy: "Sure thing! Here, I'll give it to you know."
by theredcup September 08, 2019

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The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.
Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.
by theredcup September 08, 2019

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The concept of photographing Cuban men hanging their hairy dick out of a train window while smiling and holding a worn-down shovel in their hands.
Arizona State University announced that they will add a Jervinography major to their offered curriculum.
by theredcup September 13, 2019

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