theredcup's definitions

Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Arizona State University

The largest daycare in America.

Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

French Fry

A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.

Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."

by theredcup September 13, 2019

Tits

White slang for a woman's ears.

John: "Dang! Jane has some big-ass tits!"
Bill: "I know, right? They seem to just pop right out!"

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Hello

A greeting mixed with a request for anal sex.

Mike: "Hello!"
James: "Hop on my dick and let me charm that good-ole one-eyed snake!"

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Jervinography

The concept of photographing Cuban men hanging their hairy dick out of a train window while smiling and holding a worn-down shovel in their hands.

Arizona State University announced that they will add a Jervinography major to their offered curriculum.

by theredcup September 13, 2019

Instagram

Slang word for e-cig. Used by teens to secretly refer to their vaping devices.

John: "Hey, Amy. Do you have an Instagram?"
Amy: "Sure thing! Here, I'll give it to you know."

by theredcup September 8, 2019