theredcup's definitions

Jervinography

The concept of photographing Cuban men hanging their hairy dick out of a train window while smiling and holding a worn-down shovel in their hands.

Arizona State University announced that they will add a Jervinography major to their offered curriculum.

by theredcup September 13, 2019

Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

French Fry

A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.

Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."

by theredcup September 13, 2019

Arizona State University

The largest daycare in America.

Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Tits

White slang for a woman's ears.

John: "Dang! Jane has some big-ass tits!"
Bill: "I know, right? They seem to just pop right out!"

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Chonging the wong

The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.

Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Bashu Therapy

A kind of therapy invented in ancient times by Indian men which involves brushing elephant semen over a white man's face and tickling his no-no spot while chanting his name in a seductive manner.

Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?"
Guy 2: "What? Hell no! I gotta head to Abdul's house to rock some nice Bashu Therapy!"
Guy 1: "Damn you, faggot."

by theredcup September 8, 2019