Definitions by theredcup

Air Pods

Slang term for a man's balls.

Bill: "Stop flexing! Everyone knows you got air pods"
Joe: "Fine"
Joe: *pulls pants back up*

Air Pods by theredcup September 13, 2019

Jervinography 

The concept of photographing Cuban men hanging their hairy dick out of a train window while smiling and holding a worn-down shovel in their hands.

Arizona State University announced that they will add a Jervinography major to their offered curriculum.

Jervinography by theredcup September 13, 2019

French Fry 

A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.

Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."

French Fry by theredcup September 13, 2019

Bashu Therapy 

A kind of therapy invented in ancient times by Indian men which involves brushing elephant semen over a white man's face and tickling his no-no spot while chanting his name in a seductive manner.

Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?"
Guy 2: "What? Hell no! I gotta head to Abdul's house to rock some nice Bashu Therapy!"
Guy 1: "Damn you, faggot."

Bashu Therapy by theredcup September 8, 2019

Hello 

A greeting mixed with a request for anal sex.

Mike: "Hello!"
James: "Hop on my dick and let me charm that good-ole one-eyed snake!"

Hello by theredcup September 8, 2019

Cockblinding

The sexual act of forcing one's dick into a partner's eye balls, pushing them deep into the brain. During the ejaculation, the partner on the receiving end typically tries to keep her eyes open wide while man yogurt floods her eyelids.

John and Mary had an excellent cockblinding session in the library bathroom.

Cockblinding by theredcup September 8, 2019

Man Yogurt 

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

Man Yogurt by theredcup September 8, 2019