Cockboxing

To blow another guy in a car, predominantly in a homosexual manner.

Fag 1: Bro, it's fucking raining out! How are we supposed to go to our vocal therapy classes?
Fag 2: Fuck it, let's take your truck Spartacock!
Fag 1: Yeah, you want to blow each other off in Spartacock before we go?
Fag 2: Sure! I could really use a good cockboxing today!

Cockboxing by TheKimmer April 3, 2015

cockbiting fucktard 

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.

Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.

cockbiting fucktard by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003

Cockbonding 

A form of male friendship and mutual attraction based on each other’s cock. Can be either non-sexual or sexual. The non-sexual form can be based on admiration of the shape, size, or squirts of the other ‘s cock; the erotic form on mutual sexual activity, such as jerking off, cocksucking, or fucking.

Mark and Otis first experienced cockbonding on seeing each other’s hanging dick in the gym gang showers. They are now strongly cockbonded.

Cockbonding by Xaime May 28, 2019

cockblowingmoron 

DAN LEBO, #71

Hey look! its that cockblowingmoron..

cockblowingmoron by bradadadap873 December 20, 2009

cockblowingly

Adjuctive used to descrbe something that is extreme

DUDE... That chick is cockblowingly ugly

Holy shit dude, this popscicle is cockblowingly awesome

Cockblowingly is a cockblowingly sweet adjuctive

cockblowingly by cockblowingly awesome January 19, 2005

Cock Boxing 

1. Cockslap
2. To take a penis (removed from a male's body) and slap an ugly person across the face with it.
3. Another form of 'normal' boxing, but involving female opponents and amputated penises.

"She was really annoying me, so I cock boxed her down to the ground!"

"That person looks like George Bush - they deserve a cock boxing".

"What'd you do last night?" "Cock boxed." "Did you win?" "No, some other bitch had a bigger cock than me."

Cock Boxing by Skiface February 3, 2008

Cockbiting Fucktard 

Robin Elouard

"Rob...you are a Cockbiting Fucktard.....that is all."

Cockbiting Fucktard by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003