capnkev's definitions

Infuckted

Pronounced: In-fuck-ted;

(Adj.)-When someone has any type of sexually transmitted disease. Normally referring to AIDS.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Becky? She got tested the other week and found out she's got AIDS.

Guy 2: Damn, I can't tap that anymore. She's infuckted now!

by capnkev June 19, 2009

Petophile

A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.

The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.

See also animal lover

Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!

by capnkev June 21, 2009

Knoxvilles

Another name for cop glasses or aviators. Commonly worn by Johnny Knoxville from "Jackass"

Interviewer: So Johnny, how many pairs of knoxvilles do you own?

Johnny: One. Like my sperm count.

by capnkev September 30, 2009

step 1

Cut a hole in a box

step 1: Cut a hole in a box
step 2: Put your junk in that box
step 3: Make her open the box

It's my dick in a box!

by capnkev October 12, 2009

Bubble Job

When you receive the wonderful gift of a head under water. The bubbles against your dick are magnificent!

Carry and me were alone in the pool at her house and she gave me a bubble job! Plus...she swallows.

by capnkev May 31, 2009

Frightmare

(noun): Originated by "1000 Ways To Die". A frightmare is when you have a repeated nightmare and you die in your sleep from a heart attack.

Tina told me that she use to have nightmares about midgets. That's before she died in her sleep from a frightmare.

by capnkev April 8, 2009

Grocery Store Feet

(Noun): When the bottom of someones feet are black like they've been walking bare-foot on a dirty grocery store floor.

Normally found on white people's feet because they have light skin and it is more noticeable, but is not limited to other ethnicity's feet.

Guy 1: Damn does she ever wear shoes?!
Guy 2: It don't look like it. She got grocery store feet!

by capnkev April 9, 2009