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Cock-dar 

IPA: /ˈkɒkdɑː(r)/
NOUN

When in the vicinity of a female who is deemed fuckable by one, a sensation will be felt in one's body indicating the urge to fuck said female.

The overall detection field is based on many factors: Length of dry spell, satisfaction level of last fucking, hotness of female, age of one who is using cock-dar, experience with females, and experience in use of the cock-dar. In rare occasions, the overall detection field can be affected by one's swagger.

Of course this list does not contain all factors, for the anatomy of each male is different, meaning that different factors will apply to and affect different men.
Guy 1: Oh snap! My cock-dar is going off!
Guy 2: Asian girl at 12'o'clock!

Guy 1: Cock-dar detecting 5 females of fuckable status within the vicinity.
Cock-dar by TsurugiK September 16, 2009
Words you can keep

cock-dart 

its a Sova's shock-dart , but the enemy is viper and Sova is horny
Viper : cum !

Sova : cock-dart
cock-dart by StaraaX October 6, 2022

Darren Small Cock 

Noun

Derogatory name of a man with a penis of below average girth. Applies no matter what length
(1st girl) "how was your date last night?"
(2nd girl) "Date with who?...Oh, Darren Small Cock. It was 'grrreat'... I didn't get much or orgasm until after he left ;)"
Darren Small Cock by tracyducy December 16, 2012
The special sense that allows a woman to detect, without touching or even crotch-gazing, when a man has a huge penis. Cockdar will often present itself as an intense attraction to a man who is oftentimes not all that attractive, or in some cases, as extreme hostility toward someone with a large penis, because you know he's a douche and doesn't deserve to be well endowed.
"I gotta take that guy home."

"That one? Ew. He's not even cute."

"Hmm, yea, but he's sending my cockdar off the charts."

OR

"I know my cockdar is telling me that guy has a big penis, but I hate him for it because he's just a cocky fucker. Literally."
cockdar by Catnymph July 24, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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