Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.
Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
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The instruments are as follows
Tromboner (trombone)
Sexophone (saxophone)
Cums (Drums)- When a guy hits his cock against a drum pad
Penist (pianist)- When a guy presses on certain places of his cock to make a squeeky sound
The instruments are as follows
Tromboner (trombone)
Sexophone (saxophone)
Cums (Drums)- When a guy hits his cock against a drum pad
Penist (pianist)- When a guy presses on certain places of his cock to make a squeeky sound
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The term used when you get rejected from sex by a bitch and your dick hurts because of the rejection.
Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe this she rejected me.
Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.
Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.
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Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.
Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.
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1. A Band who has at least one sexy female member but she is deeply invovled with someone or married.
2. Band's whose lead singer is hot but completely unattainable.
1. A Band who has at least one sexy female member but she is deeply invovled with someone or married.
2. Band's whose lead singer is hot but completely unattainable.
Sure, Dirt Bike Anne has a girl in the band.... but she's MARRIED!! They're a cock tease band. They tease my cock!
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Get the Cock Bandit mug.Another phrase for a raving homosexual. It is best used with the phrase "Ass-riding" in front of it.
Perhaps the best phrase ever.
Perhaps the best phrase ever.
Freddy Sanchez: Your a faggot, HAHA!
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)
by FEDER4TION August 31, 2006
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