Another word for a sex offender. The difference between a colostomizer and a sex offender, is that sex offenders normally target young children. A colostomizer targets older women in the 50-60 year old range. A colostomizer, just like a sex offender could do, may prefer men over women, and may engage in gay sex with the victim(s). A Colostomizer is very hard to find, and almost impossible to catch. After all, you don't find a colostomizer, a colostomizer finds you. Tactics include "The Damsel in the Distress", "This isn't where I parked my car", and the infamous "The Viagra Manuever." A colostomizer usually is pale, prefers a cold environment, and is a raving homosexual.
Also known as a douche bag.
Also known as a douche bag.
Colostomizer: Hey there young lady! Here, let me escort you across the street.
Grandma: What a gentleman!
Colostomizer: The city is gettin' dangerous, let me escort you back to your home.
Grandma: Well, I suppose there's no harm in that.
(Unknown event(s) occur)
*Gay sex follows with Grandpa*
Grandma: What a gentleman!
Colostomizer: The city is gettin' dangerous, let me escort you back to your home.
Grandma: Well, I suppose there's no harm in that.
(Unknown event(s) occur)
*Gay sex follows with Grandpa*
by FEDER4TION August 30, 2006
Another word for a colostomizer is a dirty whore, or a tramp. It is a commonly used term among pimps, such as, when the bitch doesn't have the money for the pimp.
by FEDER4TION August 19, 2006
Another phrase for a raving homosexual. It is best used with the phrase "Ass-riding" in front of it.
Perhaps the best phrase ever.
Perhaps the best phrase ever.
Freddy Sanchez: Your a faggot, HAHA!
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)
by FEDER4TION August 31, 2006