Cock-Ninja
Cock-Ninja by Full Bladder October 29, 2006
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Cock ninja
1. One who is very skilled at handling cock. So skilled that their cock handling would be comparable to that of a ninja's preying mantis kick.
2. Can also be used as an insult usually inferring extreme homosexuality.
2. Can also be used as an insult usually inferring extreme homosexuality.
Wow, that kid was a giant cock ninja.
or
"Dude, that chick I nailed last night was a total cock ninja."
"Damn, I'd give my left nut for a night with her."
or
"Dude, that chick I nailed last night was a total cock ninja."
"Damn, I'd give my left nut for a night with her."
Cock ninja by Mark and JJ May 6, 2009
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