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Cock-band
Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.
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Cock Band-Aid
The term used when you get rejected from sex by a bitch and your dick hurts because of the rejection.
Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe this she rejected me.
Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.
Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.
Cock Band-Aid by Chase2Dope December 26, 2008
Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band
A group of miserable people that never had sex in their life but still brag about girls even though the only woman they ever had contact with was their mom
Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.
Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.
Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025
cock tease band
Noun:
1. A Band who has at least one sexy female member but she is deeply invovled with someone or married.
2. Band's whose lead singer is hot but completely unattainable.
1. A Band who has at least one sexy female member but she is deeply invovled with someone or married.
2. Band's whose lead singer is hot but completely unattainable.
Sure, Dirt Bike Anne has a girl in the band.... but she's MARRIED!! They're a cock tease band. They tease my cock!
cock tease band by KillaSmooth September 3, 2006
Cock Bandit
Cock Bandit by JohnWayne December 1, 2005
Cock Bandit
Another phrase for a raving homosexual. It is best used with the phrase "Ass-riding" in front of it.
Perhaps the best phrase ever.
Perhaps the best phrase ever.
Freddy Sanchez: Your a faggot, HAHA!
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)
Cock Bandit by FEDER4TION August 31, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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