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Cock Whistle 

Very similar to the female queef , it occurs when air becomes trapped down the urethra and escapes. The resulting sound is a very airy whistle. Similar to wind blowing through an old building making a whistling noise.
Girl- Did you hear that?

Boy- shut up baby its just a cock whistle
Cock Whistle by Wardycus August 29, 2012

whistle cock

A penis of such small size that can fit through the tiny hole formed when one whistles.
You shouldn't whistle around him, he has a whistle cock...

Dude, watch your cock when I whistle.

Wow, that cock is ment for the whistling hole, not a vagina.
whistle cock by BigMacBaby69 July 15, 2010

Cock whistling 

When you when you are trying to take a piss, but nothing comes out, so your cock starts to whistle
I was trying to take a piss, but when nothing came out, I started cock whistling
Cock whistling by Murklebobep February 27, 2015

Cockwhistler 

One (male or female, inexplicable species) which devours a penis (cock) in a seven dwarf's or gym teacher-esque type fashion, reminiscent to that of whistling or blowing a whistle.
Random Frat Brother #1
"Hey, Tyler, man was that football game exquisit or what, bro? I was so wasted from all that Bud Light, totally hardcore."

Random Frat Brother #2
"Sure was, Guy. You're such a cockwhistler, now come whistle on this below average to infantile sized cock."

cockwhistle 

Insult that suggests someone likes to blow on a cock. Can be used in any occasion.
Dude you knocked over my drink you freakin cockwhistle.
cockwhistle by Arrozador August 25, 2008
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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