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Cock warmer 

A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.
Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."
Cock warmer by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

Cock Warmer 

A extremely attractive girl designated to sit on your private parts to keep them warm.
Man That girl is so sexy, I would just have her sit on me all day long, were every I went.. To keep my cock warm!
She'd be my cock warmer!

Cock Warmer 

"Oh your cock is cold. I can remedy that" - Laura
Cock Warmer by Shit Whistle April 27, 2004

cock warmer 

a modern and realistic term for one of the few uses a girl's mouth can be put to effectivley.
shit its cold out here! just use your cock warmer dude.
cock warmer by sholto7 May 25, 2006

Cock Warmer 

A promiscuous hood rat / bag whore from Watsonville that frequents the area of CA and Dolores ave. They are typically a member of the skank squad, AKA Watsonvilles finest. Known for their scandouls actions and their lack of knowlege, specifically in regards to their GRAMMATICAL abilities.
That girl *a***n is a cock warmer, she is on everyone's dick.... Point being, she responds she "ain't on anyone's dick" ****ain't isnt a word
Cock Warmer by XDabzX April 25, 2019

CockWarmer 

Usually a saying said during sex for keeping the penis inside their sex partner before and/or after sexual intercourse.
“Hey, can you be my CockWarmer for a bit? Still need to get off my high.”

“Yeah, just don’t move around to much”
CockWarmer by anonymous June 28, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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