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cock to twat ratio 

A way to describe the ratio of guys to girls in the room. It gives men an indication of their chances of finding a girl to hook up with. (cock to twat for short)
This party is a sausage fest; the cock to twat ratio is like 10 to 1.
cock to twat ratio by _K_Y March 11, 2011

Cock Rocking Twat Waffle 

A very unclean female that likes sucking dick so much because her twat looks like a retard smashed it in with a sledge hammer ............ruint vage
when she took her pants her twat looked so nasty he screamed O NO you cock rocking twat waffle thats discusting

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat 

The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat 

1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
do you really need an example for this?

Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit

The term "Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit" is used when you want to express that someone is a "fucking piece of shit", but you want more pizzazz
Hey Mike! You're a Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit!

twatter cock 

Someone who has been partially defected from birth

Has a prescribed medicine
Has a urge to produce pequliar facial expressions
Sam had a serious case of twatter cock
Joe's twatter cock starting growing from the genital area
twatter cock by Unclespunkle November 30, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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