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Cock Torch 

When a woman sprays perfume on the head of your hard penis after playing with it to the point where you are ready to come, then turns off the light, pushes you to your knees with her pussy positioned about a foot from your face, sets your throbbing cockhead on fire like it was a torch so you can see well enough where to bury your toungue in an attempt to please her before the head of your cock burns off. A hot way to say you'd go through hell to see her naked.
One cold winters night last year when the power was out due to a snowstorm I let my girlfriend Cock Torch me because I was so horney that to keep us both warm I was ready to let her do anything to me...and as I ate her out earnestly I wanted to scream for mercy but could only emit muffled moans that vibrated her pussy so deeply that she orgasmed in seconds very intensely...then to put the towering inferno between my legs out she filled her mouth with water from the glass we had put nearby and went down on me...which not only put the fire out, but made me come in tears very noisily! It was so hot it drove me crazy (but I liked how she was so devillishly mean to my now well done weenie)!
Cock Torch by Rychard Head December 16, 2008
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messy cock touch

wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.
Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.
messy cock touch by African FUCK December 31, 2011

touch my cock 

Dont actually thats not very nice of you to touch my cock
People nornally touch my cock bc it feels good

Cocktoucher

Male who loves to grasp the cock in such a way that gives both sender and receiver pure pleasure/excitement/ecstasy.
Kyle Poss is a great example of a cocktoucher.
Cocktoucher by Mister Rigght March 26, 2009

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026