Cock Stinky

Someone who is really hammered, knows it, and decides they are going to drive home.

Dude, he was so drunk and wanted to go home! So we blocked the door, and the back door, but he still got out and drove home! What a Cock Stinky!

by Jordan Carroll July 10, 2007

Stinky Cock Syndrome

After a long day doing whatever makes cocks stinky, one reaches a point where his friends can smell his cock whilst sitting next to him.
It is the gaseous form of Dick Cheese

George - "What's that smell Jero? It smells like Dick Cheese"
Jero - "No its not, I suffer from Stinky Cock Syndrome"

by Dillo12232 November 19, 2010

Stinky Ass Cock

A foul smelled penis, usually has an excessive amount of smegma built up around the tip.

Tyrone: God damn dirty Joe, you got one stinky ass cock!
Dirty Joe: Shut the fuck up, you like that shit.

by Stinky Nigger Dick September 19, 2017

cock stink

When you don't wash your cock for a long time, you develop cock stink

Fuck buddy, you have mad cock stink

by Iced T October 12, 2006

Cock Slinky

When your having sex on opiates and your dick starts to go slightly limp but is still in action. Hence Cock Slinky.

Girlfriend: Whats goin on babe?
Me/You: Hold on babe I got Cock Slinky

by Mikis January 2, 2015

cock stink

When you don't wash your cock for a long time, you develop cock stink

Fuck buddy, you have mad cock stink

by Iced T October 12, 2006

sticky cock smoke bomb

When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn't clean very easily, and requires scrubbing.

The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.

by handl3r November 7, 2007