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Cock Stinky 

Someone who is really hammered, knows it, and decides they are going to drive home.
Dude, he was so drunk and wanted to go home! So we blocked the door, and the back door, but he still got out and drove home! What a Cock Stinky!
Cock Stinky by Jordan Carroll July 10, 2007
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Stinky Cock Syndrome 

After a long day doing whatever makes cocks stinky, one reaches a point where his friends can smell his cock whilst sitting next to him.
It is the gaseous form of Dick Cheese
George - "What's that smell Jero? It smells like Dick Cheese"
Jero - "No its not, I suffer from Stinky Cock Syndrome"
Stinky Cock Syndrome by Dillo12232 November 19, 2010

Stinky Ass Cock 

A foul smelled penis, usually has an excessive amount of smegma built up around the tip.
Tyrone: God damn dirty Joe, you got one stinky ass cock!
Dirty Joe: Shut the fuck up, you like that shit.
Stinky Ass Cock by Stinky Nigger Dick September 19, 2017

cock stink

When you don't wash your cock for a long time, you develop cock stink
Fuck buddy, you have mad cock stink
cock stink by Iced T October 12, 2006

Cock Slinky 

When your having sex on opiates and your dick starts to go slightly limp but is still in action. Hence Cock Slinky.
Girlfriend: Whats goin on babe?
Me/You: Hold on babe I got Cock Slinky
Cock Slinky by Mikis January 2, 2015

cock stink

When you don't wash your cock for a long time, you develop cock stink
Fuck buddy, you have mad cock stink
cock stink by Iced T October 12, 2006

sticky cock smoke bomb 

When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn't clean very easily, and requires scrubbing.
The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.
sticky cock smoke bomb by handl3r November 7, 2007
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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