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Cock Slayer 

An unusually sensual woman highly skilled at all forms of sex, e.g., oral and anal sex. Cock Slayers approach sex as a spiritual ritual and need to ingest semen to balance their spiritual life as well as regulate hormone levels and mood. They are known primarily for their oral sex skills given their need for semen. They are frequently married and/or monogamous given the requirement for unprotected sex to obtain male fluids. These women are identifiable by their hour glass figures (narrow waist, round bottom) but their breasts can be large or small. They are well documented in ancient Hindu and Taoist teachings, art and sculpture.
"Holy Shit that woman is one stone cold Cock Slayer. She sucked my cock until I blew the biggest load of my life. Then she wanted anal. Jesus, my balls are sore."
Cock Slayer by MarriedtoMILF May 26, 2014
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cock slayer 

1) A female who actively seeks out drunk males during "last call" to take home for sexual intercourse that wouldn't happen otherwise if the male were sober.

2) A female that is feared and respected by men for her cunning and willingness to pick up drunk guys and engage them in sexual intercourse.

(Note)
She is most commonly described to be "fugly" in appearance while the intended victim is in a sober state.

Not to be confused with a common slut or whore
Robert: "Hey guys the taxi is here, is Jesse riding back with us?"

Chris: "Nah dude, some cock slayer took him home."

Robert: "Damn, he'll regret blacking out tonight he wakes up next to her tomorrow."
cock slayer by LumberJaq February 9, 2010

cuckslayer 

An individual who unleashes divine verbal savagery as a response to any male FemiNazi sympathizer accusing them of being a bigot or misogynist.
After saying, "men should never give in to the feminist agenda of watering down their manhood and become more sensitive", Stephen accused Dennis of being a bigot. Without the slightest hesitation, Dennis responded, "instead of talking, why don't you use your mouth to lick my baby batter off your wife's ass as usual... because I'm finished pounding it like a game of whack-a-mole".

Speechless and with moist eyes, Stephen realized he was in the presence of a legendary cuckslayer.
cuckslayer by UberSavage405 November 17, 2016

cockplayer 

Someone who is a loser in life but does not necessarily play with his cock!
Look at you! You think you are a cosplayer? I think you are a cockplayer!
cockplayer by ufoufopk December 4, 2020

cockslayer 

one (particularly a homosexual one) who satisfies penice to climax in a very aggressive way.
I never heard of a cockslayer (Sean Monahan) who didn't take manjuice in the face!

cockplayer 

A cockplayer is a pathetic loser having fun with himself, who has no other toys but his dong.
A cockplayer is not only a wanker, but he would picture himself as king of the world and fancy some epic fuck with girls he can never get, which is the only moment he wins in the really world.
Look at you! You clam yourself a cosplayer? At best a cockplayer.
cockplayer by 道长 May 31, 2017

Cockslayer 

A term used for one who is unreliable, never on time, and never comes through with anything he or she may say. Always tells lies, sometimes may be annoying, and overall very biased. This can relflect any person that may have screwed you or someone else over.
Lucas: I can't believe she stood me up last night, why would she ever do that?
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.

Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.
Cockslayer by Alleyoopskim9 November 24, 2011
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