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A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.
I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.
by MarriedtoMILF February 7, 2021
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An unusually sensual woman highly skilled at all forms of sex, e.g., oral and anal sex. Cock Slayers approach sex as a spiritual ritual and need to ingest semen to balance their spiritual life as well as regulate hormone levels and mood. They are known primarily for their oral sex skills given their need for semen. They are frequently married and/or monogamous given the requirement for unprotected sex to obtain male fluids. These women are identifiable by their hour glass figures (narrow waist, round bottom) but their breasts can be large or small. They are well documented in ancient Hindu and Taoist teachings, art and sculpture.
"Holy Shit that woman is one stone cold Cock Slayer. She sucked my cock until I blew the biggest load of my life. Then she wanted anal. Jesus, my balls are sore."
by MarriedtoMILF May 26, 2014
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