Cock shift

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to move your penis from one side of your pants to the other

"He's just mad because he needs a cock shift."

Cock shift by metalheadlegion February 13, 2009

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Cock Shift

To shift or man handle cock

Tom had to cock shift most of the morning before he had made enough room in the sauna for him to have a lie down.

Cock Shift by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

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cock shift

when your cock shifts from its original position (above balls) due to blood flow

“Liam really made my cock shift last night”

cock shift by xX_jacobsen2009_Xx August 22, 2022

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

Cockshit Zombie by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

Cockshit

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

Cockshit by currybomb July 28, 2010

cockshit

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

cockshit by Carly July 2, 2003

Cockshit

A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.

*indian accent* Oh yes, craig is a cockshit.

Cockshit by Volleyballwhore69 July 1, 2017

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026