Cock shift

to move your penis from one side of your pants to the other

"He's just mad because he needs a cock shift."

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Cock Shift

Tom had to cock shift most of the morning before he had made enough room in the sauna for him to have a lie down.

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when your cock shifts from its original position (above balls) due to blood flow

“Liam really made my cock shift last night”

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When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

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a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

Cockshit by currybomb July 28, 2010

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something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

cockshit by Carly July 2, 2003

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A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.

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