cockshaft

This is someone who is being a drunken fool and shooting their mouth off. They are always looking for a fight when they have been drinking.

Man check out that guy over there starting shit with everyone in the bar. He's being a real cockshaft.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.

After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.

by Rankojin July 15, 2004

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

cockswat

To slap someone with your erect penis, usually in the face.

My bitch was giving me a terrible blowjob so I had to cockswat her.

by Chama Pakalolo February 4, 2009

cockshuffler

a woman who has a few men going at the same time (cockshuffler)

another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (cockshuffling / cockshuffled)

spreading the love

What a shifty slut.
She's a total cockshuffler but none of the guys know they're on a roster.

by igiveyoueva February 19, 2011

Cockshit

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

by currybomb July 28, 2010

cocksnatch

Descriptive noun: One who is a cocksnatch is a dick, and a pussy by their definitions. They are a timid asshole who is too much of a bitch to back up anythign they say.

Hey Cocksnatch, get your whining ass over here and fight!

by WhitePower October 14, 2005