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cock gremlin 

A homosexual maugwai that after transforming into a gremlin, enjoys eating the penises of male victims
Oh shit, the cock gremlin has eaten that dudes penis. Quickly shoot that piece of shit before he gobbles our cock!!
cock gremlin by cool897 November 22, 2011
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Cock Gremlin 

When a man squats down naked while jacking off. Many cock gremlins are found on omegal
I was on omegal yesterday and saw like six cock gremlins. I wanna tip one over
Cock Gremlin by Lizard.tits June 1, 2019

Cock Gremlin 

A small, furry creature that resides in the clitoris of fat, cock hungry women. The Cock Gremlin only comes out when it senses male and/or female penis, in which case it peaks its head out of the vagina and approaches the cock in hopes of snatching it and feeding it to its children. A good technique to perform around a Cock Gremlin housing woman is the Boner Wheel.
Tim: Yo man you should watch out for Donya. I heard she houses a Cock Gremlin.

Issac: Nah it's alright dude, if I ever see her I'll just Boner Wheel.
Cock Gremlin by kellisgay17 October 13, 2011

ball tickling cock gremlin 

A promiscuous woman that specializes in tickling testicles while giving oral sex
#cocksucker
Bethanie is such a ball tickling cock gremlin!!!!!

cock face gremlin

COCK FACE GREMLIN-

SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE A COCK OR PENIS ON THEIR FACE BUT ALSO AT THE SAME TIME LOOKS LIKE A GREMLIN FROM STEVEN SPELBURGS CLASSIC MOVIE, "THE GREMLINS. " SO BASICALLY IT MEANS THE PERSON IS UGLY AS SHIT !!!!!
Damn Kristen, what the fuck are you doing coming into my house looking like a cock face gremlin ?!
cock face gremlin by Gmb88 August 28, 2017

Cunt gremlin faggot gay dick fucker cock mouth 

Noun The words that someone whispers under their breath when they wash all the dishes and someone dumps another shitload of greasy utensils in the goddamn sink.
example "Robert, hey how are y- (under breath when he drops his plate in the sink) cunt gremlin faggot gay dick fucker cock mouth jeez rob could you be any more fucking considerate?

Cock-Gromlin

Someone who’s unattractive but still manages to find desperate dick.
“Blimey you’re a cock-gromlin!” Or, “you’re nans such a cock-gromlin”
“YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, GRANNYS GONE COCK-GROMLIN”
Rah, my bumholes proper cock-gromlin right now”
Cock-Gromlin by Ninjjahagshsh June 1, 2025
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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