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cock fister 

A guy who spends more time masturbating than having sex.
Jimmy spends far too much time being a cock fister. He needs a girlfriend.
cock fister by April Ann February 2, 2004

cock-fished 

When a guy sends you picture's of a dick that aren't actually his. Trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker penis than he does.
You: Durk sent me several puctures of his dick but they don't look the same.
Friend : you have been cock-fished! You know, like that show "catfish" but with a guys dick.
cock-fished by undercover freak July 27, 2015

Cock fished 

Similar to cat fishing some one , with fake pictures.

When a guy sends you a dick pic, that isn’t his dick.

His in fact is much smaller
You won’t believe it, he cock fished me.
Cock fished by Elles Belles April 5, 2021

Cockfished 

When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is
I had such high expectations from the dick pics. But it was tiny! I got totally cockfished
Cockfished by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017

cockfished 

When you think the guy who you're about to hook up with seems to have a bigger cock than what he actually has.
Allison: Was he packin' or nah?
Jamie: Naw girl. He cockfished me.
cockfished by oshitatwix July 2, 2017

Cockfished 

When you find out the girl you've been talking to is actually a man
Dude you know the girl I've been talking to? Well turns out she has a dick. She totally cockfished me.
Cockfished by illuminaughtyXD May 19, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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