A dangerous sex game played by sadomasochistic sex groups. A board with holes and ledges in front of each hole is set up in a dimly lit room and hotdogs are placed on all but one ledge. The remaining, randomly chosen, ledge is set up with a faux hot dog with the traditional condiments but with a willing males semi-erect penis inserted through the hole and replacing the traditional frankfurter filling. The other games participants, typically naked females, take turns vigorously biting at the dogs until the cock is identified and the winning female is crowned victorious. It was alleged invented in Dutch private schools.

"Hey bro, I met with these gnarly sorority girls last night and, after a classic game of beer pong, they suggested cock dogging. I think I was more surprised that they had the necessary equipment than I was when I felt the winning bite... I was pretty wasted though."

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Cock dogger

It’s the name of my restaurant

Welcome to cock doggers how can I take your order

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cock dogging

to coat a sleeping man's penis with the standard accoutrements of a hot dog, so that upon awakening, he will find that his member resembles said meal

looks like i just got cock dogg'd - the standard response from a cock dogging victim

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cockdoggie

small hot dogs wraped in biscuit dough.

Food. Look at all this food.

What a beautiful party. Little cockdoggies.

They're called cocktail wienies.

Wienies. I'm so sorry. My English is not so good.

But I'm learning.

Enrico Pollini (Rowan Atkinson) in Rat Race

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Cockdoggies

Small and yet extremely tasty appatizers that are little sausage like weiners resebeling the form of a miniature dogs cock....but ever so delicious!

those cockdoggies were delicious last night at your barbq.

Cockdoggies by Mend January 9, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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