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Cock Count 

The number of penises a woman has allowed inside her body before getting married. Her husband will usually feel more shame and insecurity the higher the number is.

0- Virgin and inexperienced (What men want)
1-4 Judged (Most men will tolerate)
5+ Slut (Only a few men will marry)
10+ Prostitute (Pimps or men who are desperate)
I started cheating on my wife when I found out her Cock Count. I feel inferior because she has had more men inside her than I have women. I will stop when I match her count. Then I will be happy again.
Cock Count by Real Talk 123 April 23, 2014
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cock country 

It's like cock rock but the music is country. Like cock rock, it's about the adventures of the singer's cock (sex life).
Billy Bob puts on some cock country on his stereo before he lays with his chick-of-the-week.

counter cock block

Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.
John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.

counter-cock 

v. The further action of a cock block, it is the action of cock blocking someone, and then adding further disgrace by having intercourse with the girl that the first male was planning to have intercourse with. It can also be expanded through the addition of further 'counter's or 'anti's.

n. One who commits or has committed the act of counter-cocking.
1. I was chilling with this phat biatch the other night, hoping to score, and this punk-ass bastard walked in and started to fuck her right in front of me! I just couldn't believe how fast I got counter-cocked.

1. (alternate) So this bastard tried to counter-cock me, but the bitch I was about to screw moved towards me. The bastard got mad counter-counter-cocked.

2. After the prostitute was screwed by the random guy who walked in, he was nicknamed the counter-cock.
counter-cock by Yatz January 31, 2005
A dick that acts like a pussy. A man who is repeatedly complains and acts as if he is too dainty for an easy job.
Ben is such a lazy cockcunt!
cockcunt by Mistress420 August 18, 2009
"Hello my good cockcunt, are you out on the rape tonight?"

"He's a real cunting cockcunt"

"I was so pleased to see the old cockcunt, I could have cried"
cockcunt by Garry Glitter July 24, 2008

Cockmounter 

Someone who loves to mount cock.
You cockmounter shut the hell up
Cockmounter by CaptainO December 10, 2004