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The purple demon liar that everyone loves.
Succi: hey cockichi
Cockichi: hi daddy

Succi: what the hell *scared noises*
Related Words

cocacolastic 

The standard response to the word fantastic. It implies something even above fantastic.
White guy: Hi!
Junior: Hi!
White guy: Fantastic!
Junior: cocacolastic!
The fine art of capturing pictures or video from the crotch of your pants
person 1: "This angle is really great, you can really see the grooms excitement"

person 2: "i took it from my new iCockcam, everything looks better from my cock!"

or

This picture is pretty good....but i wonder how it would look from my COCK!
Cockcam by patzillas September 8, 2011

Coccinellidaephobia 

The fear of ladybugs.
"Oh look a ladybug."
"Ahh! Get it away from me!!!! I have Coccinellidaephobia!!"
Coccinellidaephobia by Beccadactyl September 13, 2009

Cockcroft 

Noun
An awkward situation.

Verb
To create an awkward situation.
n. "I walked into work one day and my boss was only wearing chaps. It was quite a cockcroft."

v. "I was at my girlfriend's parent's house and I decided to cockcroft her mom by walking in on her in the shower. Long screams followed by cockcrofted silence."
Cockcroft by Johnny Dickshot February 21, 2008

cochicken 

A beverage that is made by blending together half a rotisserie chicken with a full 12oz can of coke. Smooth and refreshing!
Mom : Who wants some cochicken?
Kids : YAYYYYYY!
cochicken by DSM November 30, 2006