Cobra'd 

The act of being defeated over and over again as a civilian dude in a town/city with a military base for female attention by soldiers.

The local G.I.'s had outfoxed Bill so many times that he no longer even checked Bumble within 20 miles of the Navy base as he had no skills or assets that could prevent being cobra'd yet again.

Cobra'd by DFreshmaster March 29, 2019

Cobra Dick 

When the head of the penis while erected is bent downward so that it resembles a Cobra head when ready to strike.

Look at Carlos' cobra dick. It looks like a damn cobras head with the way it's bent!

Cobra Dick by Demolix September 10, 2011

Cobra Dick 

A penis that has been caught in A Zip and has split the foreskin. When a woman gently blows (blows air)the forskin opens like a Cobra when about to attack.

As Toby ran naked down the street, his cobra dick was flapping every where.

Cobra Dick by Bergo November 20, 2007

Cobra Dad 

A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.

I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.

Cobra Dad by beedebbibee January 4, 2020

deuce cobra

A shit so long and solid, the head of the turd sticks out of the toliet bowl water; resembling that of a deadly cobra. The deuce cobra is considered extremely dangerous and should not be provoked, if your roomate or wife leaves a deuce cobra for you to discover, you need to remain calm; the cobra is more scared of you than you are of it. However, it may jump out and spray your face with doody. If your wife left it, than she is a high fiber diet whore.

Nigel thought it would be hilarious to leave Ty a deuce cobra after he ate a bunch of raisin bran drunk...until he came home and found his roomate dead in the bathroom and a shit streak from the corpse to the fire escape where the deuce cobra made its exit.

deuce cobra by mbc33 October 6, 2010

Dutch Cobra 

1. The uncircumcised penis of a European man. 2. An uncircumcised Euro-trash, as mentioned in the horror novel: The Gospel of Bucky Dennis.

1. Look at the cock-hood on that Dutch Cobra.
2. Bet that Dutch Cobra's a smegma factory.

Dutch Cobra by Jerry Seaver August 20, 2010

Dusty cobra 

An octogenarian willy

Man, Herman has such a dusty cobra

Dusty cobra by Jamie 'Dusty Cobra' Weston June 16, 2017