Stapling

When you're eating out a person of the same sex, missionary style.... Making it look like a stapler, stapling paper.

Taylor: Matt stapling is not a thing...

Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?

by Scissoring is a thing April 4, 2016

Stapling

Similar to 2 women scissoring. 2 men pegging each other simultaneously

I just walked in on men stapling each other at a truck stop

by Batbida November 28, 2019

Stapling

The male equivalent to scissoring when two males simultaneously are inserting their penises into each others anus.

Bro I was so drunk last night that Chad and I ended up stapling eachother.

by THE Stapler-er August 5, 2023

Stapling

Stapling is the act of using a stapler to staple your urethra shut and to piss, cum and possibly blood to seep out of your stapled shut urethra

Hey man wanna come over and do some stapling after school

Ew no what the fuck

by Therealgoonin February 15, 2025

stapling your own hand

stapling your own hand is suicide

Are you stapling your own hand?

by pdtd December 3, 2021

stapling a sticky note

Used to describe someone taking joy in doing extra work that will make little or no difference (a sticky note should stick to a surface by itself, but some add a staple to it just to make sure it does not).

Your brother was stapling a sticky note when he made a second batch of pasta even when he knew the first batch was more than enough.

by Brother's Third Wheel May 3, 2018

stapling it up

Actions deriving from living in your grandma's basement for years and playing Quake III/Half Life 2. This activity tends to lead to pedophilia, alcoholism, baldness, unemployment, poverty and a whole range of social ineptitude.

"Dude, Chris got fired from his job driving a van. He's really stapling it up now."

by InfInIty13X October 20, 2007