coastward 

Adjective:

directed or going toward the coast.
in many areas of the globe urbanization is leading to a coastward migration
Adverb:

toward or in the direction of the coast.
I head coastward and take a boat to join a band of walkers

I head coastward and take a boat to join a band of walkers

coastward by Dictionaryword October 21, 2022

alert the coastguard 

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

alert the coastguard by Jules the King November 15, 2006

Castard 

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

Castard by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013

Coastard 

A person who lacks knowledge of Amusement Parks or roller coasters.

That person waiting in line for the Raging Bull thought it was an Intamin AG, what a Coastard.

Coastard by The-R3BEL_one January 26, 2011

Crastard

a creepy bastard

that guy keeps looking at me, what a crastard

Crastard by The vagina destroyer August 9, 2009

constard 

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Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.

"I find it really difficult to hold a half-decent conversation with him because he's such a constard!"

constard by Benji Vacunt June 25, 2008

coastworm 

One who travels up and down the Gulf coast for a worthless company such as tesoro.

The coastworm worked with extreme loyalty and dedication for tesoro for 9 years,2 months,and 4 days just to be shit on like a fucking piece of newspapre!

coastworm by Coastworm October 17, 2003