Coalter

The name of a person who switches hobies and interests very quickly and tries to live a laid back simple life. Spending most of their time pumping iron at the gym and heavily involved in board sports such as skating, snowboarding and surfing. But most of all, very good with the ladies.

My friend Coalter is relaxing at the beach right now.

by Broskiess January 16, 2011

Coulter's Law

From Ann Coulter: The longer we go without being told the race of the shooters, the less likely it is to be white men.

I heard about a horrible crime, but nothing about who did it. By Coulter's Law, it wasn't a White man.

by anonymous June 15, 2021

cp coulter

cp coulter is the pen name for the author of the widely read Glee fanfiction "Dalton." It's main character is Kurt Hummel, who transferred to Dalton Academy in the "Furt" episode of glee but the story continues on a completey original path from that point onward. cp coulter has made over thirty original characters for Dalton and is known to the fandom and her characters as Mama CP.

Ex: cp coulter's fic is so amazing, I can't wait for her to update!
Ex: Have you read Dalton by cp coulter, yet?
Ex: I think cp coulter should get dalton made into a soap opera or have it published!

by Just Doing Stuff XD December 16, 2011

coaster caddy

The one person in your group who always wusses out when it's time to go on a on roller coaster so he/she is forced to hold the groups all the bags.

Guy 1: "are you sure you don't want to go on."

Guy 2: "There's no way i'm going on that thing."

Guy 1: "fine, but you're the coaster caddy."

Guy 2: "yeah, yeah I know. Guy 2 Is handed a bunch of bags.

by gubes August 12, 2014

Coaster Sweat

Coaster Sweat is the greatest bedwars player ever. He was formed from oblivion when Slysic created the universe, and Slysic gave infinite power to Coaster Sweat. He holds the record for the fastest block in, has never lost a game, died, or been hit. He is simply the best, and the answer to everything. Coaster. Everyone loves Coaster. (You should sub to Coastqr on YT) Coaster Sweat is the best

Guy 1: OMG WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO I'M FAILING LIFE
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: Who is the best bedwars player
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: Who has the fastest block in
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: WTF....
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thanks

by SlySimp August 30, 2021

coaster buddy

Someone who you would go on a roller coaster with in order to keep you company. Without a roller coaster buddy, it would have to be pretty embarrassing to be the only one in your row on the coaster train. It is a known fact that single people want roller coaster buddies.

Joey: Will you be my coaster buddy?
Rachel: Sure, I'll keep you company on the roller coaster.

by raging bully April 15, 2009

Coulteresque

Having the quality of a politically reactionary idea, statement or principle, used expressely for the purpose of alienating those whose positions are contrary to the neocon idiot espousing them. Coulteresque statements are inflammatory and/or hateful by nature, and are usually directed at intelligent people whose political views are inconsistent with those of ultra right-wing author and crackpot commentator Ann Coulter and those of her ilk.

As I sat in the redneck bar, my ears were assaulted by one Coulteresque statement after another as two drunken neocon idiots demonstrated their ignorance of politics to the other patrons.

by Rollo & Biff August 1, 2007