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Abbreviation for "choke on a dick"
"Give me my money."
"Coad. No wait you already did."
COAD by NemoSmith September 25, 2009
Words you can keep
A rebel who wants to go against the rules and eat McDonalds for breakfast.
Wow, he's as great as a Coad
Coad by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee March 28, 2019
Related Words
COAD Coady COAD Sun glasses coadad Coade Coaders coadey COADM COADT Coadtsai

COAD Sun glasses

COAD sun glasses a.k.a Centre of Attention Disorder sun glasses.
Glasses worn by people when they are trying to be inconspicuous, the glasses however make them the centre of attention, as the glasses usually worn are the big type that try to conceal something, usually a black eye.
BJ Cartlidge: Dude why are you wearing COAD sun glasses?
Quasim: Got punched man, black eye is a pain.
BJ Cartlidge: Fuck the glasses man, wear the black eye proud.
Quasim: Nah, I need COAD sun glasses.
COAD Sun glasses by KazZ! April 27, 2010

jeremiah coad 

I Ranga who is the best in the world at everything. He will smash his friends in everything.
Jeremiah coad would smash Mahdi, Adam , And the fat fucking dog Marco Fiorino Fuck him
jeremiah coad by Pussy lover101 November 1, 2019

Coadtsai 

Cough Of Air Due To Slightly Amusing Information

Often used to express slight amusement at someone's attempt at humor which clearly wasn't worthy of a mere 'lol'.

Is becoming increasingly used in various internet cliques to satire the ridiculous and contrived nature of various acronyms used in Internet pop culture.
Guy 1: Hey man, check out this hilarious lolcats image macro!
Guy 2: coadtsai
Full time gangstaaaaa
Yo coady you ganstaaaaa
Coady by Kirakelly July 8, 2019

James Coady 

James Coady is nice person, but they are never smarter than anyone named Preston. James Coady also likes some bad football team like the Vikings.
"Preston got an A on his math test, but James Coady got a B."
James Coady by NJ337 February 16, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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