Coach T

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A coach that makes you vomit... that coach will probably also be your Zulu teacher and makes you work to much.

Child:Coach do we have PE?

Coach T: no you have a Zulu test.
Child: YOU NEVER TOLD US ABOUT THAT
Coach T: I did, a year ago.

Coach T by Truth.co.za June 19, 2021

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you can't coach that

A phrase to describe outlandish behavior

Joe shoots a three-pointer 25ft from the corner.
Bro: "Whoa, I wish I could do that."
Joe: "Booyah! You can't coach that, son."

you can't coach that by maximize_me April 9, 2009

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Can’t trust you no more coach day

Can’t trust you coach no more day. the day when you suspect something suspicious someone

did you hear that today is I can’t trust you no more coach day

Can’t trust you no more coach day by gremlin 999 October 29, 2019

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Coach Thiccbanks

A mean coach that is thicc and has a pimp chain

Damn Coach Thiccbanks look at that Pimp chain

Coach Thiccbanks by 📱🍵 February 12, 2020

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Coach the Browns to the Superbowl

Phrase/ code word use to tell someone you need to take a shit.

Hey, Be right back i gotta coach the Browns to the Superbowl

Coach the Browns to the Superbowl by zDavidz May 12, 2008

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coach terry

Coach Terry a strong black African

Wow your coach terry

coach terry by Jt Mann April 17, 2018

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coach tony

Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.

Damn have you seen coach tony?? His 6’2, 240 bod is lookin sexy!

coach tony by Honey nut on ur mom February 6, 2019

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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