Coach T 

A coach that makes you vomit... that coach will probably also be your Zulu teacher and makes you work to much.

Child:Coach do we have PE?

Coach T: no you have a Zulu test.
Child: YOU NEVER TOLD US ABOUT THAT
Coach T: I did, a year ago.

Coach T by Truth.co.za June 19, 2021

you can't coach that 

A phrase to describe outlandish behavior

Joe shoots a three-pointer 25ft from the corner.
Bro: "Whoa, I wish I could do that."
Joe: "Booyah! You can't coach that, son."

you can't coach that by maximize_me April 9, 2009

Can’t trust you no more coach day 

Can’t trust you coach no more day. the day when you suspect something suspicious someone

did you hear that today is I can’t trust you no more coach day

Can’t trust you no more coach day by gremlin 999 October 29, 2019

Coach Thiccbanks 

A mean coach that is thicc and has a pimp chain

Damn Coach Thiccbanks look at that Pimp chain

Coach Thiccbanks by 📱🍵 February 12, 2020

Coach the Browns to the Superbowl 

Phrase/ code word use to tell someone you need to take a shit.

Hey, Be right back i gotta coach the Browns to the Superbowl

Coach the Browns to the Superbowl by zDavidz May 12, 2008

coach terry 

Coach Terry a strong black African

Wow your coach terry

coach terry by Jt Mann April 17, 2018

coach tony 

Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.

Damn have you seen coach tony?? His 6’2, 240 bod is lookin sexy!

coach tony by Honey nut on ur mom February 6, 2019