The most kind, cute, intelligent and humorous friend you'll ever had. She's so humble, and generous, don't ever leave her side or else her heart would be broken, if you're in love with her you might regret it if you're not patient to wait, once you got her heart, never ever let her go because hurting her will leave a deep scar on her heart, she's the most straight forward person I know and I'm so lucky to be her best friend, and the guy who'll make her fall in love is the luckiest person because being loved by Clyte is one of a kind. She's unique, she has her own style and she'll never leave your side EVER...
-One of Clyte's best friends
-One of Clyte's best friends
by カイ June 8, 2021
Get the Clyte mug.An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:
1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.
2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.
3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.
2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.
3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
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There was once a Nymph named Clytie, who fell in love with Apollo as he drove his bright chariot through the skies. She gazed at him as he rose in the east attended by the rosy-fingered Dawn and the dancing Hours. She kept watching as he climbed high into the skies. She looked on in wonder in the waning light as he guided his steeds to the many-colored pastures where they fed all night on ambrosia.
But Apollo did not see Clytie. He rather, fell in love with her sister, the White Nymph Leucothoe. She fell into a great depression and was full of grief.
Night and day Clytie sat weeping. She did not eat, drink or sleep--but watched Apollo as he moved across the heavens.
The gods took pity upon her. Her body rooted to the ground--green leaves appeared where her arms and hands once were. Her lovely face was concealed by tiny flowers, sweet with perfume. Her love for Apollo never waned. Even to this day she turns her flower face toward the sun--following its rise and decent across the skies.
But men no longer call her Clytie, rather she is known as the Sunflower.
But Apollo did not see Clytie. He rather, fell in love with her sister, the White Nymph Leucothoe. She fell into a great depression and was full of grief.
Night and day Clytie sat weeping. She did not eat, drink or sleep--but watched Apollo as he moved across the heavens.
The gods took pity upon her. Her body rooted to the ground--green leaves appeared where her arms and hands once were. Her lovely face was concealed by tiny flowers, sweet with perfume. Her love for Apollo never waned. Even to this day she turns her flower face toward the sun--following its rise and decent across the skies.
But men no longer call her Clytie, rather she is known as the Sunflower.
by BethLeda November 22, 2011
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by killa beana April 26, 2014
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by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019
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by missemily9 October 28, 2009
Get the cliterate mug.Clyde is a side character from South Park. He's Craig's best friend and a part of his friend group but we're not talking about them rn
He's a crybaby and was pretty popular in school for a while, he enjoyed the attention but turns out the popular girls were just using him. He's weak but still defends others a lot and actually believes he's a chad
Clyde is overall pretty pathetic but he's a likeable and relatable character that has some attention in the fandom
He's a crybaby and was pretty popular in school for a while, he enjoyed the attention but turns out the popular girls were just using him. He's weak but still defends others a lot and actually believes he's a chad
Clyde is overall pretty pathetic but he's a likeable and relatable character that has some attention in the fandom
Mr Garrison: What is 10 x 2?
Clyde Donovan: 12?
Mr Garrison: Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
Clyde Donovan: 12?
Mr Garrison: Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
by babykata2010 July 26, 2020
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