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Clyding : verb the act of secluding and or covertly moving (ghosting) around your place of employment while accomplishing almost nothing for 8 hrs while clocked in and remaining gainful employment.

Clyding is usually accompanied by scowling and complaining threatening to quite ; and feeling of utter unhappiness.
Bob came in in a bad mood . Ugh he’s going to be clyding all day.
Clyding by CJ Mermaid October 12, 2020
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Building an imaginary pillar of power on a foundation of bullshit.
(Person 1 Mancunian Accent): Dude you just don't know we've got so much work coming in we're gonna make a fortune!

(Person 2 Irish Accent): Cool! B'jeasus I'll give up mi stable & secure job to come across to your empire!

(Person 3 Welsh Accent): Listen Person 2, your good friend Person 1 is living in an imaginary world - it's pure bullshit he's just Clyning you man!
Clyning by hewhoknowsitall May 5, 2009
The act of aggressive crying and grinding. Normal done by women after a breakup, or during a period.
Dude this chick was cryding on me and freaked me out!
Cryding by Brenbern March 23, 2020
When something simultaneously closes and implodes.
Guy One:"Why are you so sweaty? You're just sitting there." Guy Two:"I was prairie dogging it but, I knew I couldn't get up so, I've been cloding for the past five minutes. It takes a lot of effort and focus." Guy One:"Cloding...?" Guy Two:"Yeah Man, it's kind of like keistering but, instead of an object, it's just feces." Guy One: "Oh..."
cloding by AnwarSadat94 October 23, 2019

clydeing 

wearing a outfit consecutively day after day you
jamal is wearing his favorite camo pants 3 days now he is clydeing
clydeing by anonymous September 29, 2021
An individual that enjoys slapping their own ass during sex.
I don’t know bro, I just really enjoying Cayding myself during sex.
Cayding by Caydinwjilefading April 1, 2024
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