A
female who feels incomplete unless swinging from
clunge. Often, although not exclusively, accompanied by barely contained feelings of
anger, bitterness and superiority stemming from unresolved conflict issues and penis envy. Used as a more colloquial term than Big Fat Angry Lezzer.
'So Tom, how was the party?'
'Well Claire it was great.
Right up until the part where i got
set upon by this pair of angry,
based-up clungemonkeys!'