cluck cluck

the sound you make when a chickenhead is present

When Julie came out after sucking 5 consecutive dicks in the shag room, Sam instantly started making pecking motions and yelling, "Cluck cluck! Cluck cluck!"

by Nick D February 21, 2003

Cluck Cluck

A shortened version of the response to "Quack quack seat back", usually when small children are around. Full phrase is "Cluck cluck, i dont give a fuck"

Person 1: I gotta go to the bathroom, quack quack seat back

Person 2: *takes seat* CLUCK CLUCK

by kllax22 January 13, 2011

The Cluck Cluck Taco

a phrase to discretely describe sexual intercourse.

girl: omg my periods late... what if i’m pregnant!!!!!
girl #2: idk have you done the cluck cluck taco

by pearl styles August 25, 2020

cluck dubs

slang for chicken wings; buffalo, hot, mild, bbq etc.

Awwww man, I am so full. During WrestleMania I ate 32 cluck dubs with bleu cheese.

by AfterTheFire May 1, 2012

fuster cluck

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.

"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

cluck

a drug addict who doesn't possess the monetary means to support their habit. A "cluck" will often try to scrounge drugs, or small amounts of money to buy drugs, from anyone they know. When they engage in this behavior, the resemble chickens that cluck, peck, and scratch for any morsel of food they can find.

That sorry-ass cluck tried to borrow the change out of the ashtray in my car so he can get high.

by merikafuckyea April 30, 2015

Cluck me sideways keri

When you see some thing new or unusual.

guy1 -''What are you making there.''

guy2- ''A ski bike.''

guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''

by ngapiko January 17, 2011