2 people who are destined to be together in life. There was a missed opportunity in the high school days but hopefully she'll realize he wants her more than she knows.
When you can't drive. Someone who dosen't have the skills to drive a vehicle or the money to buy a car. They can either be poor, suffer from some kind of mental illness or just be so slow they can't obtain a driver's license. Can also apply to hippie types but these are less common.
Sonny and M. Rehmeyer are carless due to their terrible financial struggles, lack of an education and epilepsy and or other sorted mental disorders.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.