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clownsumer

(n). An American consumer that buys unnecessary things on credit they shouldn't have in the first place.
Man, my next door neighbor is such a clownsumer. He bought a brand new Hummer and a Corvette with a HELOC he took out on his house, and he only makes $40k a year.
by Jekyll Island December 9, 2008
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Consumer-zombie

A person who buys everything without thinking about it, or because she/he simply needs to buy something to be happy.

A company's best friend
Consumerzombie: "I am a big fan of DLC for games, these are awesome! I bought every single DLC to date, because these make games great"

Smart Person: "Damn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap crap without thinking. DLCs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you.."
by Schwarnold January 20, 2010
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national consumer center

The MOST annoying scam on Urban Dictionary all the time! They pretend to give you a 1000 dollar Wal-Mart card and every third time you open a gift it has one. There are a bunch of fake comments like “one for sale one for me yeah” and “now i can buy Xbox” too easy to figure out. NEVER accept the card unless it’s a fake account.
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consumer surplus

an economic term for the benefit you get (or retain) when you obtain something for less than you think it is really worth.
I got a new Gizmondo for 100 pounds and I would have paid up to 200 so I had a lot of consumer surplus.
That company has a monopoly so they jack up the prices to erode my consumer surplus.
by adam_before_eve July 30, 2006
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Clownservative

Those who deny scientific facts such as coronavirus, global warming, and a round earth. See also: anti-maskers, karens, flat earther.
These republicans are such clownservatives...
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consumerize

The act of succumbing to or forcing someone into the consumer mentality; usually infers negative connotations.
James totally consumerized himself during a spending spree at the mall, buying an iPhone AND 3 pairs of Gap jeans.
by philipacamaniac February 27, 2008
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Clownser

Your a clownser.......
by AdamsFam71 July 27, 2019
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