Clown Racer
Hey, did you see that Dan bought that new MB custom for $22,000 and ran dead last? What a clown racer.
Clown Racer by Ministocklegend June 13, 2020
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Clown Racer
Described as a fast walker who wears very extravagant clothing, such as that of a clown. Usually wearing vibrant colored shoes and lipstick. A kiss-up in all major classes, particularly chemistry. While walking in the halls, be sure to avoid her quick steps or you'll surely be run over.
Clown Racer by LPTV June 12, 2008
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clown race
1. any race or competition that's more of a comedy than a real test of speed or endurance 2. Homo Sapiens
1. While watching the NASCAR vehicles making left turns all afternoon on TV as well as viewing the weekend freeway action through the window; I realized they were both clown races.
2. Taking into account natural resources, global politics and the lack of unity on planet earth; the inhabitants thereof should be known as the clown race.
2. Taking into account natural resources, global politics and the lack of unity on planet earth; the inhabitants thereof should be known as the clown race.
clown race by jim christ February 2, 2009
raced me like a clown
Another driver driving all over you or having someone running all over your back bumper while racing stock cars. This act can cause you to get dumped like Kyle Busch in Homestead 2010.
Reporter: Why did you dump Kyle Busch?
Kevin: Oh he... He raced me like a clown all day. Driving all over me, running all over my back bumper, cut in front of me and I didn't lift.
Kevin: Oh he... He raced me like a clown all day. Driving all over me, running all over my back bumper, cut in front of me and I didn't lift.
raced me like a clown by Butt Hurt Kurt June 10, 2019
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!